**NEWSFLASH**
I FREAKIN LOVE MY NEW JOB!!!
What? Michael Jackson was found not guilty?
Katie Holmes is converting to Scientology?
Pink Floyd is reuniting for Live 8?
Paris Hilton says she's giving up the public life?
Ehhh...ya call this news? Here's some news for ya:
I FREAKIN LOVE MY NEW JOB!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!
