I gave my notice
The director, who I can now call by her official title "D-Bitch," was surprised at first, but then all her managment class training kicked in:
"Well congratulations; this is certainly a great opportunity for you."
"I'm just sorry that we didn't get to work together longer."
"Can I ask where you're going?"
"Well - and I'm not just saying this because now I have another position to fill - you will certainly be hard to replace."
I just kept grinning uncontrollably and nodding my head a lot.