It's hard to leave when you can't find a door
Are you watching this Eagles concert special on tv? DUDE! I love those freaking rich old wrinkled egotistical bastards! Luckily I am home alone because I think Big Daddy would have freaked the fuck out if he had witnessed that air guitar thing I was doing during the Hotel California guitar solo. Which, IMHO, is one of the best muscial moments in history.
But what's up with that crazy Joe Walsh?? I think he may have taken one too many hits of acid. Is he wearing women's pajama pants?
