You know what happens when it rains in Memphis, don't you?
Well, first of all, people start driving like complete idiots. And there's lots and lots of wrecks. Maybe even a bit of road rage. Then, on really special days, like today, some of the roads flood. Like the one I drive to get home. And then also some of the traffic lights go out. Or all of them even. So traffic is a complete disaster and folks like me who thought I'd wait out the storm GET STUCK AT THE OFFICE UNABLE TO LEAVE.
Big Daddy left work at 4. It's now 6:30 and he's just making it home. THAT'S how bad the traffic is. He called me and said, "Don't even try to leave yet." So, here I am. STILL AT WORK.
Luckily, there's cold beer in the fridge.
