MEMO
Note to Self:
Make sure in the future that you are plenty stocked up on tights prior to December 21, in order to avoid the insanely ridiculous traffic around the mall when you simply want to pick up something you need.
And thinking you could pop in to the book store cafe across the street for a quick salad for lunch first? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??
Signed,
Me (Xmas Bitch)