And one more that I forgot...
The girl who talks baby talk on the phone to her 2-year-old niece every freaking day. "Hi babeee...I'm at wok...where are you? Where is mee-maw? Where is pop-pop? Where is Uncle Jason?"
Of course, that's only one-half of the conversation: b/c then she gets back on with some adult (mee-maw? Or maybe the kid's mom?) and repeats the entire conversation that she just had with the two-year-old because it is so fucking CUTE.
You can imagine how much the whole thing makes me want to vomit.