Caught in the act
Yesterday I took a vacay day. I needed it. I slept on & off the entire day. Big Daddy was working from home, so we went to lunch at Rafferty's by our house. Soon after we were seated, our neighbor came in; the hostess was bringing him to the table next to ours. I said hi and Big Daddy asked him if he was eating alone. He said, "I'm meeting a buddy. I think I just saw him pull in." and he went back out to the front of the restaurant, presumably to meet him.
Only he never came back. A quick look around the place revealed he wasn't seated elsewhere either. I told Big Daddy he must've been meeting a woman - not his wife. Ooops.