Even the dog's above average
I went to Super Target the other night and there's still a huge 24-pack of toilet paper sitting in my kitchen floor that hasn't been put away yet. It's the one thing I buy in bulk. Don't wanna be out of that.
So I guess last night Big Daddy & My Kid didn't let Our Dog out before they went to bed. Because he peed in the house while we were sleeping (which he never does). And guess where he peed? ON THE TOILET PAPER!
He is so smart!
