So last night...
...I pick up My Kid from soccer practice, and I take him through the Chik-Fil-A drive-thru to get him some dinner so we can get home and watch Monday Night Football.
And as we pull into the garage, I tell him, "When we get inside, go wash your hands, and then you can eat."
And he says, "Aww, Mom...it's SOCCER. We don't USE our hands!"
