I love compliments from gay men
I ran into Taco Bell to pick up a taco salad for lunch and the flaming black boy at the register says to me, "Is that your Maxima with the blue headlights?" And I'm all, "Yeah..." but I'm wondering how he even knows that since I snuck in the back way and didn't even pull around front. And he says to me, "That is just ssssssick-en-ing."