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Blue hairs driving in my lane

(Sung to the tune of Willie Nelson's "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain)

So you know how you get behind that old lady driver, and they go 20 miles UNDER the speed limit and make you insane?

Well that happened to me this morning on my way to work. I got off the expressway, and I ended up behind this old guy who would take off sooooo slooooooowly from stop lights, and drive 20 miles an hour...ON A MOTORCYCLE!!