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Cynical Joe speaks

This morning I got the following email from Cynical Joe:

From NYT: Mr. Ridge said reliable information pointed to an attack in which terrorists would try to "disrupt our democratic process," suggesting an attack designed to disrupt the national political conventions or the elections in November.

How exactly would an attack “disrupt our democratic process”? Will all voting stations be taken out? Or will every political person in D.C. be harmed?

It’s very pretty language, that “disrupt our democratic process” but it sounds an awful lot like:

Mr. Ridge said reliable information pointed to an attack in which terrorists would try to “cause you ignorant people to elect Kerry or someone else President, cause if that happens all troops will be pulled from Iraq and the new President will never act accordingly to a terrorist strike like our current President would, God be praised.”