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Best AI line ever

American Idol 4
San Francisco

Girl comes in dressed as a COW (utter and all). Sings horrifically. Grabs utter for emphasis during song.

Judges put her out of her misery, cut her off.

Simon simply says, "NO."

Paula says, "You're just not right for this competition."

Simon retorts, "What competition WOULD she be right for?"

Randy interjects, "Best in Show?"