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I have a secret

I'm wearing thigh-highs under my skirt today. Not on purpose. I had these new pumps (Stuart Weitzman, black croco slingbacks that I got on sale for $99.99!!!) and I wanted to wear them but I din't have any hose. Except for these thigh-highs. So I've got on My Friend Vicky's sexy lacetops.

Note to self: when wearing thigh-highs, skip the thong and go with the lace boyshorts, lest one feels as though one is wearing no underwear at all and reminding oneself a little too much of Paris Hilton. Ick.