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How the big time communicators communicate

I just called Judge Joe Brown and left him a message on his cell phone that went like this:

"I'm kalisah with the Such-n-Such Agency and we're working on So-n-So's re-election campaign. I just wanted to find out what your schedule's like so we can schedule something that works with your....schedule."

God, I'm such an idiot.

I'm hiring you next time I have to leave a message on a date's answering machine.

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