Typical conversation with my 12-year-old
My Kid: So today we had Guidance, and we had a sub.
Me: You had a substitute guidance counselor?
Kid: No *rolls eyes* We had a sub in Mrs. McDonald's class.
Me: Mrs. McDonald teaches guidance?
Kid: No. Just forget it.
Me: Well, I'm confused. You said you had a sub in guidance...
Kid: I SAID 'forget it'
Me: Well just explain it to me.
Kid: FORGET IT
Me: But...
Kid: FOR. GET. IT.
Me: *rolls eyes*
