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Typical conversation with my 12-year-old

My Kid: So today we had Guidance, and we had a sub.

Me: You had a substitute guidance counselor?

Kid: No *rolls eyes* We had a sub in Mrs. McDonald's class.

Me: Mrs. McDonald teaches guidance?

Kid: No. Just forget it.

Me: Well, I'm confused. You said you had a sub in guidance...

Kid: I SAID 'forget it'

Me: Well just explain it to me.

Kid: FORGET IT

Me: But...

Kid: FOR. GET. IT.

Me: *rolls eyes*