Blonde No More
Disclaimer: I have not yet mastered the talent of taking my own picture so these are blurry and off-center and I'm not looking at the camera even if I were you'd see that my facial expression resembles that of a goldfish peering into the back of a spoon.
But you're only supposed to be looking at the HAIR COLOR anyway.
Another disclaimer: the iridescent purple nail polish was part of the 80s prom queen Halloween costume.