I may have gone to public school but at least I took geography.
This guy in our office is going to Hawaii with his wife next week. Our poor, poor little intern girl said to him, "You know what I don't get? How come it's hot in Hawaii and snowing in Alaska, but when you look on the map they're right next to each other?"
Seriously.Thanks to Greg for the image. Which I stole. But I couldn't help it. It was so appropriate.