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When I Grow Up (in a year or two or three)

Karmajenn tagged me with this meme. From this list, you're to choose at least five and finish the sentence. You can then add one or two to the list and tag some of your blogger friends to do the same. So here we go!

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict... (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star... (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime... (by Garrison)
If I could be a cartoonist... (by Wenchy)
If I could be the pope... (by Karmajenn)
If I could be a filmmaker... (by Kalisah)

If I could be a musician, I'd be a singer, and I'd get the Super Bowl National Anthem gig.
If I could be a chef, I'd have the hippest, coolest, hardest-to-get-into restaurant in New York.
If I could be an athlete, I'd have to-die-for abs.
If I could be an actor, I'd have torrid love affairs with my co-stars and always be beautiful and glamorous on the red carpet.
If I could be a business owner, I'd offer make-overs for women. I'd take them to the make-up counter at Macy's and make them beautiful. I'd have a partnership with a chi-chi salon where I could take my clients in and instruct how their hair should be cut and colored. I'd take them shopping at the best boutiques and spend their money buying them clothes that would flatter them and set them out from the crowed. And they would adore me and admire me and pay me lots of money for my wisdom and expertise.

OK, Donna, Scully, MamaKaren...your turns.