Thursday, December 30, 2004

Because 2004 was all about Me-Me

1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done before?
Traveled to Europe.
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Never make them. But this year I'll quit smoking.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Daisey had her second son.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Lost a 35-year-old cousin to cancer.
5. What countries did you visit?
Monaco!
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
patience & tolerance
7. What dates from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Seriously? Actual dates? I can't even remember birthdays, and they're the same year after year.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Thanks & Giving campaign
9. What was your biggest failure?
No failures.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Threw my back out a few times, which resulted in those three little words I long to hear: Narcotic. Pain. Killers.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Prada pumps
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Well MINE, of course! Because if I won't celebrate it, who will??
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed or disgusted?
the president's
14. Where did most of your money go?
Eating out.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My 20-year high school reunion
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Maroon 5 "This Love"
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder?
happier
b) thinner or fatter? fattier (*sigh* I was a STICK last holidays)
c) richer or poorer? richer
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
get massages
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
bitching
20. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
Dinner with the outlaws inlaws, then at home with the people I love - My Kid & Big Daddy
21. Did you fall in love in 2004?
Yes, with Jon Stewart
22. How many one-night stands?
depends, are we counting nights or men?
23. What was your favorite TV program?
Desperate Housewives, Lost, Gilmore Girls, SATC, West Wing, Daily Show, Ellen Degeneres
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Hate is a pretty strong word, but there are a few people I used to like who now stir up negative emotions in me
25. What was the best book you read?
"Waiting for Snow in Havana"
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Josh Groban
27. What did you want and get?
an actual Faberge egg
28. What did you want and not get?
Manolos
29. What was your favorite film(s) of this year?
Angels in America (even though it's last year's film, I just saw it on DVD in 2004)
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Pouted about the election results. I was 38.
31.What one thing would have made your year measurably more satisfying?
A new president
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
One year ahead of Memphis and two years behind New York
33. What kept you sane?
margaritas
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Jon Stewart, Harry Connick Jr, Johnny Depp
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
the election, the war, pretty much everything Alfred E. Newman our president said and did.
36. Who did you miss?
Carrie Bradshaw
37. Who was the best new person you met?
My new best friend. A best friend like I haven't had since before I was married. I cherish her so much I won't even put her name out there.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
More things contribute to quality of life than how much money you make.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fails, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, no not me
I did it my way

For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has not
To say the words he truly feels
And not the words he would reveal
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way


Best of 2004...Best of the Rest

What a year it was for entertainment. Wardrobe malfunctions, celebrity marriages, funny baby names, politics at the movies, Ken Jennings. Everyone's got their list. Here's mine.

2004 Man of the Year


Smart, funny, cute, and on top of the media world, Jon Stewart was everywhere in 2004. Posted by Hello

2004 Entertainer of the Year


Usher walked away with every music award there was this year. What? OK! Posted by Hello

2004 Filmmaker of the Year


Michael Moore. Posted by Hello

Runner-Up


Zach Braff Posted by Hello

Not Even In The Running


Mel Gibson Posted by Hello

Starlet Most Wanted to Just Go Away in 2005


Lindsay Lohan Posted by Hello

Runner-Up


Those Simpson girls Posted by Hello

Always In The Running


Paris Hilton Posted by Hello

Skanky Ho of the Year


Paris Hilton Posted by Hello

Runner-Up


Fashion Show Teresa Doll with Fiber-Optic Light-Up Shirt Posted by Hello

Running Back to her Skanky Redneck Ho Roots


Britney Spears. (If you can't read her trucker hat - that she apparently just proudly purchased in this convenience store - it says, "Shut Up and Do Me") Posted by Hello

Skanky Ho Bride of the Year


Britney Spears-Federline Posted by Hello

Runner-Up


Britney Spears-Alexander Posted by Hello

Singer Who Had More Weddings In 2004 Than She Did Top 10 Hits


You guessed it! Two weddings; One hit song ("Toxic")Posted by Hello

Actor Who Is Everywhere, Including the Cover of People Mag's Sexiest Man Alive Issue


Jude Law Posted by Hello

Actress Who is Everywhere, Including the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


Scarlett Johansson Posted by Hello

Actor Who's Name Is Popping Up Every Time There are Award Nominations Involved


Jamie Foxx Posted by Hello

Best New Show of 2004


Desperate Housewives Posted by Hello

Best Reason to Tivo Daytime TV


Ellen Degeneres Posted by Hello

Worst of 2004...Worst Dress

Now far be it from me to attack another woman for her style choices...oh, who are we kidding?? *flashes fashion police badge* And since I shared my picks for Best Dress 2004, it's only fair that I give Worst Dress 2004 equal airtime.

Paris, Britney, Ashlee, Christina - that was just too easy. We've come to expect those tramps to dress badly. For the most part, these are women who typically look quite stunning, but made some very, very bad choices this year.

So on with the show. Who had the Worst Dress in 2004?



OK, technically - not a dress. Still. Ugly. Beyonce, what has happened to you? You used to be so attractive. Now you look like a cheap hooker. Posted by Hello


Jennifer Garner, I'm not your biggest fan. Your dimples just don't charm me. Still, I must admit that in the past you have dressed yourself quite nicely. This, however, is a travesty. I love what the Fug girls called you - "Karate Bride." Other critics accused you of stealing your grandmother's tablecloth to wear to the Emmy's. Tsk. *shakes head sadly* Posted by Hello


Note to SJP: Do not wear dresses that make your boobs look like two little hard tennis balls. This is not a bad dress, but it looks horrible on you. Posted by Hello


OK, I know I said the cheap tramps were too easy (ha ha pun intended!) and that this was limited to usually chichi girls, but so what. It's my blog and this dress COULD NOT BE LEFT OFF THE LIST! Holy shit, what is wrong with this girl? Sad thing is, I believe she actually fancies herself as quite the princess. Posted by Hello


It was so bad I had to show another view. Notice the cathedral train and the FLOWERS ON HER ASS!! Posted by Hello


Now this one would qualify only it appears that she actually forgot to wear said dress. Posted by Hello