Mall Rats
I went to the mall today to look for a few things I'm still lacking for the reunion. And I know I'm a complete shopping snob, but damn I hate going to the mall. They seem to cater to the lowest common denominator. But there sure is some good people watching there.
Overheard at the mall: "I guess I picked the wrong year to buy red." (woman to friend, while holding a pink sandal in Banana Republic)