Can you imagine how stale are the "You had me..." headlines going to get?
You just KNOW Kimberly Williams-Paisley is all, "No! NO!! NOOOOO!!!! WE were supposed to be the Hollywood-slash-Nashville power couple! Not fair! NOT FAIR!!!!"
For the record, I've met Kenny Chesney. He's about the size of my sixth grader. Now, if you will, take a look at this wedding photo and look at how TINY Mrs. Zellweger-Chesney appears next to her new hubby.
Far be it from me to deny someone a love-of-their-life-at-first-sight...but if she'd picked someone of normal stature, people would be able to really see how anorexic she is. I'm just sayin'.
