I'll just shut up til you're in college then.
Conversation with My Kid when I called home late this afternoon:
Me: What're you doing?
My Kid: Nothin'
Me: Well, you gotta be doing something. What're you doing?
MK: Nothin'
Me: Are you watching TV?
MK: Yeah.
Me: What're you watching?
MK: Nothin'
And he's still two years away from being a teenager yet. Joy.
