Overdressed: I Firmly Believe:

That consenting adults should be able to date, love and marry anyone they damn well please.
That people who hurt children should be locked up for life. And people who hurt their own children should get the electric chair.
That chicken breasts should be pounded out really flat before cooking.
That I'm grossly underpaid.
That panty hose are evil.
That I could live on the French diet of fresh fruit, good cheese, crusty bread & red wine.
That my boss is the antichrist.
That a little lip gloss can change your mood.
That I deserve nice things.
That My Kid is above average.
That abortion is not a sin but a necessary and viable option for women.
That fruit should only be added to cereal by the person eating it after it's been poured into a bowl.
That my hair looks much better straightened. And blonde.
That if I pay the subscription price and have the magazine delivered to my home, I shouldn't have to rip out a gajillion subscription cards from each issue.
That Big Daddy is my destiny.
That I could post daily about the ignorant and inconsiderate nature of Memphis drivers.
That high heels let lose a woman's sex appeal.

Posted by Kalisa on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 1:17 PM | Permalink

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